Hitman
by XboxNerdNovember 25th, 2007 at 7:12 PM
Filed under: Arts & Entertainment
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| Anyone see this yet? I won't spoil it for you but let me just say it is definitely didn't suck. The swordfighting and the explosions ALONE make it worthy to view, but the campy dialogue and sheer kick assery of Olyphant make it a classic. My only criticism is that it didn't follow closely any particular game in the series or explain Olyphant's origin. Quite honestly, it is undoubtedly worth the $10. |
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Anonymous on November 29th, 2007 at 12:58 PM
beowulf was better
I'd love to see it, if for no other reason than to see Robert Knepper play a Russian secret intelligent agent.
As an action movie, it delivered. It had explosions and tons of killing, literally TONS of gore. Plus that scene where he injects Nika is priceless. Also skin ftw. Jason Statham would have made a better 47 though.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Yes, compared to Rebels from the Desert, everyone's a pussy..
/sarcasm
Desert_Rebel on November 28th, 2007 at 1:01 PM
Hitmans a pussy
saw it today and I really enjoyed it
I was just in the mood for senseless gore and I was not let down
Not the greatest plot, but not to bad for an action flick